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If your wardrobe could use more existentialism, nihilism or sarcastic ironic humor snap up this funny shirt and add it to your collection of Tumblr aesthetic threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton\/Poly Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 Ribbing Waistband \u0026amp; Cuffs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex Fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur soft, cozy cotton\/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:\u003cbr\u003eX-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eSmall: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eMedium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eLarge: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eX-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003e2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003e3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. 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