{"product_id":"womens-enjoy-it-while-it-lasts-earth-t-shirt","title":"Women's Enjoy It While It Lasts Earth T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe earth's days are numbered. Ultimately the sun will turn into a red giant and likely expand to engulf the planet. You know, if humanity doesn't destroy all life on earth first. My bet is on the latter outcome. Either way, enjoy the race to our planet's demise, because all of this is temporary. This cynical shirt makes a great gift for a scientist, astronomy fan, or an environmentalist who is fed up with everyone's cavalier treatment of earth. Loaded with dark humor and sarcasm, this funny shirt is the perfect way to make a snide statement about the end of the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003efashion-forward, form fitting look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eruns small, please see sizing chart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur women's tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e — possibly two — or consider our women's scoop-neck tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSmall: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)\u003cbr\u003eMedium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)\u003cbr\u003eLarge: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)\u003cbr\u003eX-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)\u003cbr\u003e2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boredwalk","offers":[{"title":"Select a Size \/ Black","offer_id":46190189871151,"sku":"kvh1789541332452","price":24.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":46190189903919,"sku":"lvo1789541332453","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":46190189936687,"sku":"kcv1789541332454","price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":46190189969455,"sku":"krz1789541332455","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46190190002223,"sku":"jxx1789541332456","price":23.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46190190034991,"sku":"bff1789541332457","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ Charcoal","offer_id":46190190067759,"sku":"ckx1789541332458","price":25.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Charcoal","offer_id":46190190100527,"sku":"xvr1789541332459","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Charcoal","offer_id":46190190133295,"sku":"bgy1789541332460","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Charcoal","offer_id":46190190166063,"sku":"suo1789541332461","price":24.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Charcoal","offer_id":46190190198831,"sku":"mrq1789541332462","price":24.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Charcoal","offer_id":46190190231599,"sku":"jfd1789541332463","price":24.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ Navy","offer_id":46190190264367,"sku":"gjo1789541332464","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":46190190297135,"sku":"tnk1789541332465","price":24.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":46190190329903,"sku":"caa1789541332466","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":46190190362671,"sku":"pvf1789541332467","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Navy","offer_id":46190190395439,"sku":"awm1789541332468","price":26.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Navy","offer_id":46190190428207,"sku":"xuv1789541332469","price":21.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ Royal","offer_id":46190190460975,"sku":"bws1789541332470","price":26.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Royal","offer_id":46190190493743,"sku":"zne1789541332471","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Royal","offer_id":46190190526511,"sku":"ugx1789541332472","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Royal","offer_id":46190190559279,"sku":"nxt1789541332473","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Royal","offer_id":46190190592047,"sku":"lnq1789541332474","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Royal","offer_id":46190190624815,"sku":"gvi1789541332475","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ White","offer_id":46190190657583,"sku":"bxa1789541332476","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":46190190690351,"sku":"emp1789541332477","price":24.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":46190190723119,"sku":"unu1789541332478","price":23.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":46190190755887,"sku":"wif1789541332479","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ White","offer_id":46190190788655,"sku":"ajx1789541332480","price":27.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ White","offer_id":46190190821423,"sku":"mtl1789541332481","price":22.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/6982\/9679\/files\/womens-enjoy-it-while-it-lasts-earth-t-shirt_1.jpg?v=1789541338","url":"https:\/\/nostalgicfashionstore.shop\/products\/womens-enjoy-it-while-it-lasts-earth-t-shirt","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}