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Loaded with dark humor and sarcasm, this funny shirt is the perfect way to make a snide statement about the end of the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRacerback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSemi-relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur fashion forward racerback women?s tanks are perfect for hitting the gym or styling with a cardigan or jacket for a casual weekend look. Made with ultra soft ringspun cotton, side seam construction, and a semi-relaxed fit. (Note: Heather colors are a cotton\/poly blend.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur ladies racerback tank tops have a semi-relaxed fit, measurements as follows:\u003cbr\u003eSmall 16 inch width chest x 24.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)\u003cbr\u003eMedium 16.75 inch width chest x 24.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-8)\u003cbr\u003eLarge 17.75 inch width chest x 25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-12)\u003cbr\u003eX-Large 18.75 inch width chest x 25.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 14)\u003cbr\u003e2X-Large: 19.75 inch width chest x 26 inch length (usually fits dress size 16)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boredwalk","offers":[{"title":"Select a Size \/ Black","offer_id":46190194491439,"sku":"vkv1789541361375","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":46190194524207,"sku":"nkh1789541361376","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":46190194556975,"sku":"keq1789541361377","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":46190194589743,"sku":"ily1789541361378","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46190194622511,"sku":"hso1789541361379","price":26.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46190194655279,"sku":"lgb1789541361380","price":24.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ Navy","offer_id":46190194688047,"sku":"ozo1789541361381","price":22.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":46190194720815,"sku":"oxx1789541361382","price":24.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":46190194753583,"sku":"wva1789541361383","price":27.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":46190194786351,"sku":"qtm1789541361384","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Navy","offer_id":46190194819119,"sku":"xkw1789541361385","price":23.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Navy","offer_id":46190194851887,"sku":"ini1789541361386","price":24.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ Royal","offer_id":46190194884655,"sku":"yoo1789541361387","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Royal","offer_id":46190194917423,"sku":"qfh1789541361388","price":27.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Royal","offer_id":46190194950191,"sku":"apg1789541361389","price":21.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Royal","offer_id":46190194982959,"sku":"btl1789541361390","price":23.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Royal","offer_id":46190195015727,"sku":"poo1789541361391","price":22.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Royal","offer_id":46190195048495,"sku":"wfn1789541361392","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ White","offer_id":46190195081263,"sku":"pji1789541361393","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":46190195114031,"sku":"pbz1789541361394","price":24.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":46190195146799,"sku":"czf1789541361395","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":46190195179567,"sku":"tpn1789541361396","price":23.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ White","offer_id":46190195212335,"sku":"hbi1789541361397","price":22.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ White","offer_id":46190195245103,"sku":"hqv1789541361398","price":23.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/6982\/9679\/files\/womens-enjoy-it-while-it-lasts-earth-racerback-tank-top_1.jpg?v=1789541364","url":"https:\/\/nostalgicfashionstore.shop\/products\/womens-enjoy-it-while-it-lasts-earth-racerback-tank-top","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}