{"product_id":"wish-you-werent-here-unisex-hoodie","title":"Wish You Weren't Here Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eIs your dream vacation a vacation from people? Let's face it, oftentimes people suck. This sarcastic, synthwave inspired, introvert shirt is the perfect way to say \"I hate everyone\" in style. Wear your social anxiety or misanthrope tendencies on your sleeve, or should we say front and center, with this outrun aesthetic antisocial shirt. This beachy tropical palm tree shirt makes a great gift for friends who are often heard uttering \"ew people\" and love vaporwave and 1980s fashion. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton\/Poly Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 Ribbing Waistband \u0026amp; Cuffs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex Fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur soft, cozy cotton\/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:\u003cbr\u003eX-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eSmall: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eMedium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eLarge: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003eX-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003e2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve\u003cbr\u003e3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boredwalk","offers":[{"title":"Select a Size \/ Black","offer_id":46189822574639,"sku":"veg1789539977058","price":62.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small \/ Black","offer_id":46189822607407,"sku":"eve1789539977059","price":51.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":46189822640175,"sku":"rsi1789539977060","price":63.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":46189822672943,"sku":"vbl1789539977061","price":54.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":46189822705711,"sku":"ske1789539977062","price":52.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46189822738479,"sku":"vqi1789539977063","price":66.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46189822771247,"sku":"kmz1789539977064","price":51.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXX-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46189822804015,"sku":"gre1789539977065","price":52.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/6982\/9679\/files\/wish-you-werent-here-unisex-hoodie_1.jpg?v=1789539981","url":"https:\/\/nostalgicfashionstore.shop\/products\/wish-you-werent-here-unisex-hoodie","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}