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Loaded with dark humor and sarcasm, this funny shirt is the perfect way to make a snide statement about the end of the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etrue to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. 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