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Whether you’re merely tired of *this* week’s cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space shirt makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know “I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton\/Poly Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 Ribbing Waistband \u0026amp; Cuffs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex Fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur soft, cozy cotton\/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. 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