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Whether you're merely tired of *this* week's cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space infant bodysuit makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know ?I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBodysuit Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epre-shrunk, baby soft, combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced three-snap closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur soft ringspun cotton infant bodysuits feature a unisex fit. Each bodysuit features side seam construction, double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings. Changing time is a breeze with the reinforced three-snap closure. (Note: heather bodysuits are a 93\/7 cotton\/poly blend.) We print on soft, combed ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e6M: 12.5 inch length x 9 inch width, Age 3-6 months, 22-35 inch height, 10-16 lbs\u003cbr\u003e12M: 13.5 inch length x 10 inch width, Age 6-12 months, 25-28 inch height, 17-20 lbs\u003cbr\u003e18M: 14.5 inch length x 11 inch width, Age 12-18 months, 29-31 inch height, 21-24 lbs\u003cbr\u003e24M: 15.5 inch length x 12 inch width, Age 18-24 months, 32-34 inch height, 25-27 lbs\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boredwalk","offers":[{"title":"Select a Size \/ Black","offer_id":46190495203375,"sku":"yuh1789542273509","price":19.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6M \/ Black","offer_id":46190495236143,"sku":"vpe1789542273510","price":22.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ Black","offer_id":46190495268911,"sku":"hgk1789542273511","price":22.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ Black","offer_id":46190495301679,"sku":"mnp1789542273512","price":24.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ Black","offer_id":46190495334447,"sku":"cge1789542273513","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ Navy","offer_id":46190495367215,"sku":"yds1789542273514","price":23.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6M \/ Navy","offer_id":46190495399983,"sku":"mxl1789542273515","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ Navy","offer_id":46190495432751,"sku":"adi1789542273516","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ Navy","offer_id":46190495465519,"sku":"syi1789542273517","price":21.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ Navy","offer_id":46190495498287,"sku":"vpr1789542273518","price":24.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ Royal","offer_id":46190495531055,"sku":"yjg1789542273519","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6M \/ Royal","offer_id":46190495563823,"sku":"iam1789542273520","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ Royal","offer_id":46190495596591,"sku":"xqc1789542273521","price":21.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ Royal","offer_id":46190495629359,"sku":"dcl1789542273522","price":19.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ Royal","offer_id":46190495662127,"sku":"bjx1789542273523","price":24.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Select a Size \/ White","offer_id":46190495694895,"sku":"elt1789542273524","price":23.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6M \/ White","offer_id":46190495727663,"sku":"svc1789542273525","price":25.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ White","offer_id":46190495760431,"sku":"hdj1789542273526","price":24.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ White","offer_id":46190495793199,"sku":"fal1789542273527","price":23.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ White","offer_id":46190495825967,"sku":"yum1789542273528","price":22.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/6982\/9679\/files\/exhausted-by-existence-infant-bodysuit---unisex-fit_1.jpg?v=1789542278","url":"https:\/\/nostalgicfashionstore.shop\/products\/exhausted-by-existence-infant-bodysuit-unisex-fit","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}