Boy's Exhausted By Existence T-Shirt

Kittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes — sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, it’s a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever-present low-key dread. Whether you’re merely tired of *this* week’s cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space shirt makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know “I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.”

Shirt Info:

• pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
• hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
• Unisex fit -- perfect for boys and girls

These stylish t-shirts feature a unisex fit that's perfect for both boys and girls. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our kids tshirts are unisex fit, measurements as follows:
2T 12 inches wide x 14 inches long
3T 13 inches wide x 15 inches long
4T 14 inches wide x 16 inches long
5/6T 15 inches wide x 18.5 inches long
X-Small 16 inch width x 21 inch length (usually fits 6 year olds)
Small 17 inch width x 22.5 inch length (usually fits 7-8 year olds)
Medium 18 inch width x 24 inch length (usually fits 9-10 year olds)
Large 19 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits 10-12 year olds)